The first contact
Tell him how to find out whether he needs you at all.
The short answer
Tape a square of plastic to the wall and wait a few days. Wet on the wall side means water is coming through; wet on the room side means condensation. The two need different work.
He calls because the basement smells and there is a dark patch on the wall. He has already decided what it is, because everyone knows what a wet basement means: water is getting in.
Sometimes it is. Sometimes it is warm air meeting a cold wall and leaving its moisture there, which is a different problem with a different, usually cheaper answer. Both produce a damp patch and a smell, and standing in the room looking at it does not reliably tell you which one you have.
The square of plastic
Tape a piece of clear plastic to the wall, sealed on all four edges, and leave it for a few days. Then look at which face is wet. Moisture trapped between the plastic and the wall came out of the wall. Moisture on the room side came out of the air.
It costs nothing, anyone can do it, and it separates the two cases in a way no amount of describing the smell over the phone ever will.
Why put this on your website
Because some of the people who do it will find condensation and never call you. That is the honest cost, and it is smaller than it looks. They were not going to be good jobs — they were going to be a visit, a diagnosis they did not want to hear, and a customer who suspects you talked yourself out of work you could not do.
And the ones who find water under the plastic arrive knowing they have a real problem, having proved it themselves. That is a completely different conversation from the one that starts with somebody hoping you will say it is nothing.
What the test does not tell you
It says where the moisture came from. It does not say where the water enters, how much of it there is, or what it would take to stop. That is your work, and saying so plainly on the same page keeps the test from being mistaken for the whole diagnosis.
It is also worth naming the third case, because it exists and it confuses people: both at once. A wall that is genuinely wet and a room that is also too humid will show moisture on both faces, and that is worth a visit rather than a guess.
| What the page says | What it prevents |
|---|---|
| The plastic test, described in three sentences | A phone call in which two different problems are described with the same words. |
| That condensation is a real answer, not a brush-off | The customer who thinks he is being turned away. |
| What the test cannot tell him | A homeowner acting on half a diagnosis. |
| The both-at-once case | A confusing result read as a failed test. |
| What you actually do on a first visit, and what it costs | The suspicion that a visit is a sales call in disguise. |
The fourth point is the one that costs you jobs and earns you the trade. Writing down the case in which the answer is “not us” is the fastest way to be believed about the case in which the answer is you.
Why there are no numbers here
You will find pages giving humidity readings, moisture-meter thresholds and a precise number of hours to leave the plastic up. This one does not, because the useful part of the test is not a measurement — it is a side. Wall side or room side. A figure would make it look scientific and give a homeowner one more thing to get wrong.